Warble my mind with spurs of nobby bone,
 dry as the dust that blows across my tongue
 bursting my taste buds like fragile egg shells
 snapping the dendrites that once were moist.
 alas poor Yorick!what a noble jester were Ye!
 You gave me your laughs and brought me my tea
 see how I dance and shout with glee
 oh hear the groans! my stomach is empty!
 I like to eat french bread with brie
 I'm sure glad I never boxed with Jack Dempsey
 and sail away merrily upon the deep blue sea
 and spend summer days picking from my cat nasty fleas
 dull razor wit no emotional security
 ripping my hair out of its sockets in the wavy blowing breeze
 the voices of a thousand patrons caressing your ears
 go out with your friends and drink many many beers
 head and shoulders will my salvation be
 If all my friends were ghosts would I be white too?
 God save this country so that we shall always be free
 Anyway it would be nice to.
 If you want to be you be you, if you want to be me be me
 Glancing at the stones, I take a few
 But everyone else will be who they be.
 Oh my, I think I'm going to spew!
 Look on the bright side is suicide, lost eyesight I'm on your side
 Hot Hot desert flower, prickly joy slide up my pulsing very hard cactus
 And at least your ass isn't wide
 Let me into, out of, and through your womb
 it lives across the great divide
 I've always wanted a big red balloon
 something i would rather not find
 to soar past the stars and over the moon
 the deepest dark recess of the mind
 on a crystal clear night in the middle of June
 Is lighter than my mood when I'm with you
 But I shine on, resplendent in my pain
 Do tell, my dear, a penny for your thought!
 I'm free now from the chain
 I can use it Hon, Thanks a lot
 That once bond us in pain
 For I really had not a plot
 and all the planes that fly across the sky fall into my eye
 please ignore that 
 while little lizards squeeze my butt
 for i only want to chat
 a giserd had a mut hit the gut
 when you pat the hat with a horse under it
 ho ho go no I sant go no ho ono o no you won't make me go
 May I have some more please
 Deborah Is me I like to ride and I ride yes I sall go to ride on my horse Magic
 that is Oliver Twist how did he get hear I realy don't know
 Deborah Hear I like to ride Magic yes I sall ride him Oh I am a good artest as well
 hu what has hapend here were is that riten I do not know
 love the studs
 Now that I know this, I want to see the show
 Now your name is mud.
 but why should I since you said no!
 and that's where it ended up
 I don't know...bekause I said so!
 oh fishy, fishy....fish! Wherever I did go!
 i wanna go to bed with you though
 That cow dances with infinite grace
 to eat chocolate and stawberry glue
 That toilet is lost in space
 to eat chocolate and stawberry glue
 and its a big disgrace
 I think is very disgusting, don't you?
 Frankly my dear I don't give a rip
 sing for the angel of death does come
 I think I'm going on a long long trip.
 sind now for all things die as one
 So does your daddy, but lets not go into that
 You suck because you have none
 alas, this pudding, i shall have none
 OH Bugger this - I have gone!
 For I will not spitith out mine gum
 For some pussy I long 
 For I fear, not full is mine tum!
 And verily did Moses climb the mountain.  And the lord spoke unto Moses.  And he did cry out:
 But if I eat more, I will feel dumb.
 All these damm sacrifices! And no one ever brings me tums.
 Heaven is like an eternal smorgasbord, and all the food's made with olestra.
 It really really bites sometimes. no scotch, whisky or rum!
 I lost my reason for going there, for I don't love olestra
 So I wouldn't dare ask why I hate it, I wouldn't dare cry out my reasons
 i falbby andbad in all seasons
 through rain and snow no matter what.
 keep your head held high, and not in your butt 
 Were is my dada?
 I wana go to pizza Hut!
 for a footlong hot dog
 yet all I do is scream. the impronouncable as the seem to be
 a foot long dog? a foot of a small slender man of quality tastes
 and I cry beneath the waves of the tears of a crying piehead
 loves to treat Tuyet to it
 and allow to console me an Irish Setter purebred
 so do I until
 and let me lay upon a water bed
 until the water bed is filled
 the lifesaver of our love is hole
 The waitresses will all be billed
 Dark, deep, loving pull
 For her dress is frilled and if she might get killed then she will nilled.
 I take my car to the toll
 for she hasen't taken her pill
 Caught past millenia in the zipper
 While shucking between fits
 What a cute little nipper
 And slowly the hand gropes
 Lets swim with flipper!
 Lets gropes.
 No lets dip her.
 In poopies?
 Sir?
 who is it; what is it; what exactly are poopies?
 poopies are tirds and they are the color of bark
 its the beatles - they sing - that is what they are - the yellow submarine - a hard day's night - lucy in the sky with diamonds - who is it - what is it - what exactly are poopies - its the beatles - they're four - and they're all stupies!!
 I think you're rude - but that's you're mood - you turn me off - poopies are tirds and they are the color of bark - and you think you're o so smart!
 it is the beatles, but it's not, it's the...
 o so smart american politian you turn me off you lack a heart you hear me? a heart
 it's the roaches, let them rot
 it's the roaches, let them rot
 Nuclear survivors - I think not!
 and my damaged soul has yet to be bought.
 and my damaged soul has yet to be bought.  As my evil companion is also now lost.
 and my damaged soul has yet to be bought.  As my evil companion is also now lost.  The battle will be won with those who hate.  Don't they understand it's all compromised fate.  The evil end up in the burning embers of hell.  And the pure live on forever, as loved and well.  But here where the evil rule, only here is where the pure are the fools.  Nothing matters in the world where it's a perfect life.  If life was perfect, what would be the point of staying alive?
 as i search to find.... i search at any cost
 living is dying. slowly wasting away. how slow may the life waste away?
 but as the quest continues... i find that it is all lost
 wasting away. slowly rotting to hell! my life has now began to decay
 but as the quest continues...i find that it is all lost
 to be born once without consent
 and then to die of one's own volition
 before I betray the final decent
 And in dying, lives mine intuition
 onward.....
 which helps the birds sing happily
 Christain Soldiers
 the wind blowing in the trees
 Someone brew the Folgers!!!
 a mighty, yet leafy breeze
 cry not my little chicken tenderling, for the east is hungry.  belch.
 matt has a fat cat so roll that beautiful bean footage now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 come 1, come all
 now don't fall
 still-I don't know what
 let's go play ball
 ouch! I think I have a cut
 I am about to fall
 HELLO
 My dog eats its own puke
 I am who I am
 And you are who you are
 But please don't let my dog bite my penis
 be you a peasent or star
 But for that I must wishy, wish
 An earthbound soul or astral spirit
 when do willows cry softly
 i dont know why i have to fear it
 when do willows cry softly
 It's not for us to decide, let it be!
 give me a new head
 uiytu t uiuyit ytiyutriy tr
 Tie my limbs to every pole of a four poster bed
 I wonder deeply what it means...
 and lick what you like so much then
 So I shall think but it seems
 suck on your thumb if U like it ben
 that one i fall into those dreams
 that once i fall into those dreams
 homework
 It will I know undo my seams
 I never really why
 this isn't me seeping through these cracks
 this isn't my voice screaming yr name
 i don't recognize this beat-up reflection 
 this scarred visage isn't quite the same
 howdy kiddies from the depths of HELL
 howdy folks from the throes of misery
 howdy y'all from the pits of darkness
 hey this is all a part of ME
 help me i am in a rhyming spiral
 down down that's the only way to go
 What's the point of life?
 it's the only way I can, the only way I know,
 I watch the trees blowing in the breeze, to whit
 to love, to know, to seek, to find, to dream...alive
 she holds the ice to her bruised cheek and sits, musing
 silent as the dusty grave
 and but for the racing tears,
 just as still.
 I`m still a little credit bloke
 I am no longer thirsty
 My pocket I stroke, empyt though it is
 RED MAILBOX
 'Cause I want to go into show biz.
 Hear all ye people, I am insane
 I wandered loney as a spiggot
 Stop! My brain is on fire.
 and accidentally stepped on Jimminy Cricket
 Help! I fallen and I can't get up!
 pinochio nose started sneezing
 my ass, my sore poor tired ass
 And my earring is bleeding hard
 my ass, my sore poor tired ass
 And you can humm these royal nuts
 my cunt reeks to hi heaven
 And you can humm these royal nuts
 HELP HELP! THE KING HAS EATEN HIS BLADDER AGAIN!
 my cunt  stinketh too aw that wiff of mackeral
 diana oh youve fallen off your royal perch
 snap wiff snap wiff.....thwarted again
 DYSLECTICS UNITE
 woulda been fine except for the rain
 whots it all about alfie?
 leaping lizards,what a pain ,baby went down the drain
 hmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!
 Rabid screaming hamsters of ebolic misery
 
 I wandered loney as a spiggot
 Stop! My brain is on fire.
 and accidentally stepped on Jimminy Cricket
 Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
 pinochio's nose started sneezing
 my ass, my sore poor tired ass
 And my earring is bleeding hard
 And you can humm these royal nuts
 HELP HELP! The king has eaten his bladder again!
 diana oh you've fallen off your royal perch
 snap wiff snap wiff.....thwarted again
 dyslectics unite
 woulda been fine except for the rain
 leaping lizards,what a pain, baby went down the drain
 Rabid screaming hamsters of ebolic misery
 What a a silly exclamation to have made!	Gilbert Hollis
 I can't seem to stop my brains from falling out of my head	Wally Finchbillin
 Blurting my feet out of my mouth is the curse of sagitarii	Profitus Encumbus
 I want to go to kansas and discuss Camus with Dorothy	Groping Neurons
 dorothy split in a snit	obb
 it rains bananas when I commune with the Urban Housing Authority	Sweet Pea
 thinking why does my life resemble a Saturday Night Live skit?	Lorne Michaels
 hey darlin' let me show you how far I can spit	Chester
 Because I LOVE You.	Darcy
 you are so handsome, hunny.	Darcy
 Now give me my goddam money!	Moggy
 Or I'll feed you a prion ridden bunny.	Moggy
 For within each coin lies the secret of it's surprise	XRAY
 Until grim death ends all surprize!	XRAY
 and within each bullet lies the secret to your demise	Aimmer
 as little green mice eat your circus prize	Jeanique
 love me tender, love me true	charlotte
 or I'll make monkeys fly out your poo.	charlotte
 There is dogshit on your shoe	Jordan
 My Nostril fibrulates for a tube of glue	Junkie
 Penny C, I would tumble for you	
 I love you	
 Chocolate and lima beans in a pencil case made for two	Jesus Christ
 I tip it over and pour them in my shoe!	lisa
 squishy feet and I just come unglued	Sally
 Life is but a torturous ant farm	tim
 and I really like to go around Nude!	Anonymous!
 david is a rich man	
 i like guys that will have sex with me
 until he gets married	Kathy
 To the one Jim Carrey	StuMax
 he has to screw the people he carried	shastin
 sssslllllooooowwwwwww as hell,we need more speeeeeeeed	obb
 because of the witch that he married 	roland orzabal
 Silence ye smell, oh insatiable greed!	Curly (Christ),Mo (Moses) and Larry (Lazarus) the Biblical Comedy Trinity
 I the ludicrous foolish fop sat atop a lonely craggy hill	Eric Morecombe
 I the fluking flap spat upon a mouldy hamburger hell	Ernie Wise
 And when the wind brought it all back to me	noone
 I opened my mouth to yell	zerlis
 From whence it came, well there it went	
 out came the words I'd been hiding inside	
 Out! i said Out! Though in's what I meant	
 like the kelp on a beach of a high rising tide	andrew
 The message, i can't say it, but it i sent	
 it shattered it cried for help but you lied	Julia
 What manner of treachery be this?	Tatewaki Kunou
 but rather it fried and I left it inside	Andrew bohlken
 it needed love, but only got fried	andrew bohlken
 I dried and lay it outside	Ang Lay Chin
 Yeah Right!	Lijun
 i was loath to lose my pride, but	George
 I'll live forever to fuck and fuck	Brian
 I find a way to pull myself from the bloody rutt	
 I see the line to call, I see the sirty muck	
 And I disapeered from the scene, alone, stuck	Julia
 If I had the choice I'd jump, right in front of a truck	Holly
 i realized that i haven't got any luck	
 and you with me take you lousy fuck	hellbt
 since how could i cause here in the meaningless safe brady bunch of foul smelt college am i stuck	bdpn
 but in so doing  in this drere of pedigogery why not tell and be done the truth of some slobs mouldy sincerity and wack and hack to anon were trumbled with little if any respect for all theyve tumbled in piss soaked sleeping bags on hillsides covert with snake to the lake i say!!  ride on the damn thing as those whove gone before kicking and screaming to afternoon tea will bring death and rabies from our host cause we all got bored of stupid ghost	bratislav knekxstiv
 but in so doing  in this drere of pedigogery why not tell and be done the truth of some slobs mouldy sincerity and wack and hack to anon were trumbled with little if any respect for all theyve tumbled in piss soaked sleeping bags on hillsides covert with snake to the lake i say!!  ride on the damn thing as those whove gone before kicking and screaming to afternoon tea will bring death and rabies from our host cause we all got bored of stupid ghost	bratislav knekxstiv
 i fear the dancing llamas	ruby
 Women trust their heart, men trust their dick, the thought of trusting either,truelly makes me sick!	Goldie
 good thing, too cause they are Scar-y	mike
 I like to kill the nearest fairy	Carlo
 Your eyes, like they came from a fairy, your nose is something quite hairy, your in trouble, your chins a double,	Rick o
 only cuz his nose is hairy, belly button full of litter, buttox tight from dried up glitter.	Rick 'Shakespear' O. 
 Take a long look in the mirror, honey tell me now is your thought not so much clearer	haley
 and that noes it was so scarry	George
 bragan	meagan
 I know a girl named Brooky	Brooky
 Now let's go and read some Janet Kagan	Anonymous
 All my friands are kinda kooky	Baaaaaaaaaad Poet
 pick your nose with a rubber hose	Read!
 where it goes nobody knows	
 sing a song of freedom 	
 Inside the vagina	clue
 or the penis will leak semen	sex symbol
 is the one I love	Staci
 Man you're good	
 because I know it is hiding in that place	julia
 You can really chop that wood	Penny
 And deepened darkness across its face	Dave Fisher
 If you think that I should	
 Get me out of this here place	Ron Pisnoy
 If you know that I would	
 I would sell my soul to have another taste	Julia
 Why did you do it.	GUYPIE
 I've sold my soul but all is waste	
 Did you unglue it?	porta-rhyme
 i love broody he loves me we are together forever.	kara l. born
 Before you went through it?	
 Ah the sweet delusion of young and foolish hormonal crush	
 It was soggy and grey	
 As your brain goes into a rush	Kristin
 While all sound seemed to drizzle away	Deb
 you beat yourself with a brush	electric messiah
 in the silence of the bush	Joe Ferrara
 but the leaves rustled in the wind	Zac Elliott
 when the crowd chants, crush, cruSH, CRUSH!	countzero
 he bent over and his butt broke wind	jojo
 away I run rush, rush ,rush	kathy
 and the breeze was blowing, all the way from Hind	Freecheese
 How far beyond the ocean's shore	Freechese
 the tears of beautiful mem-sahibs	Freecheese
 The sound creeps to me like a dazed foghorn	
 and the sting of the cold alibi	juls
 And so I sit, forlorn	AshSoul
 wraps around the internal flames	
 while looking at some porn	jana
 can no one remember their names?	Debby
 I found I had  a corn	Victoria Leigh Killian Shaw
 It wasn't there when I was born	Brneda
 I partied with it and blew a horn	
 Because I was an idiot, it couldn't be worn	
 And thus the horn did blow	paul
 stoners are stoners	alesia thompson
 I checked the part in my hair--quite thorough	debby
 and i found something that  belonged to you	virginia
 I feel as if I had to go	Gen
 Hello? is any one there?	Gen
 suddenly it started to snow.	
 Of course not. This isn't a chat room, you bear!	
 Then,I fear, I started to grow.	
 I'll have to rip out your hair	Simon Feenix
 'tis everything I want right this second	Delia
 But I won't, as it wouldn't be fair.	Hesitant
 everything and less I reckoned	
 Thus spake Zarathustra in his UN-derwear!!	sak
 everything is best, and beckons	ike
 as sailors dreamt of maidens wept,oflore //d	sventheimposter
 Imposters post on all the children's board!	Andi
 Those joyous tears alas, when BJ Clinton is finally gor//ed!	M.
 Need and hate and want and hoard	
 and as like stock quotes that fall like rain, no longer will we be bored	bailye
 are all like nothing to one who's bored	Matt
 For you will be out of work	Yuppie
 if you want to wife swap, have mine, she snored	bailye
 and i suppose you ate one two	
 and she whined, like a turkey at Christmaas	JamiieXXX
 But tell thee, would you rather have swallowed two.	booth Derrick
 whose body was feathered and headless	Rick in Calgary
 For Easter was what was her guest list	Rick in Calgary
 like the hero big bird after his trial of murder	
 I couldn't bear it, halloween came, no one	
 To wit, or twit, he thought, but thought better of it	
 Till then end when I actually become it.	Sherri
 life is icecream before it melts ' eat it!!!	mohamed
 Till the beginning when it all ends.	Loki
 and if it runs on your hand, then lick it and beat it	anon
 And the cup runneth over with the blood of all sin	Kermit
 Don't be Jason bait!	jj johnson
 Have love and fear and honor to guard you from your kin	Benjamin Sutton
 for oft one finds that Mummenschantz abates..	Maeve
 Challenge doubting skeptics and you'll fit right in	CPW
 Some people have intelligence of paper plates.	CPW
 bla bla bla bla	
 But ah! What picnics in the States!	John Crow
 ha ha ha ha	Chelsea
 ha ha ha ha	crc
 Happy Birthday	Lisette
 sing, sing, sing, sing!	LYUBA
 You see?  I did think of it!	
 I WISH I WAS A SSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR	SALINA
 How thoughtless of me.	Dan K.
 as this coldness grows in my heart	Trevor
 You fucked me and then married my sister	
 If we are silent now, we very well may be silenced forever	Brandy
 Horses flue to the sky	Deborah Ewan
 Then fly to the sky	Deborah Ewan
 Alison dropped by to say bye	Seb
 but don't ever say bye	
 I'll add a line when pigs fly	Isis
 Fun days have hot hamsters under ice chests full of tea, worship the llama, I must go now, they're coming to get me, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, sez I	Isis
 Wise men know not all things die.	
 i love the way you walk	laurence
 Goodbye, dear friend - I must fly.	Rab Feenie
 i love the way you talk	eddie
 Sergei	EPEBAH@aol.com
 your voice is like a parrot's squawk	Jo Steenborg
 how boring school is	DANIEL
 I hate school biz	
 Yet how exciting it is	Jilly Josten
 and the time of light was at hand.......and yes VIrginia, a Santa there is	bailye
 We Know It's true that WE LOVE YOU,          FOREVER and EVER	
 but get out of here	
 and i will always love you no matter what.	rachel
 I ate a banana on the varanda	Harriet
 I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DIRTY RAT	KITTY
 I kept thinking I wish this thing had a handle.	
 Your feet smell like trash	
 But I could see it's brass knob had broken long ago.	K. E. Bergman
 Your father likes to flash	Ryan
 I smiled, knowing your grinning visage had passed this way,	Nick Burgess
 When mother likes to crash	
 and so I hid	kassie
 dishes	jad