DIE you gravy sucking pig dishes are misses in disguise just wash and see what they hide be not the slave of words thomas carlyle you watch the television in vain, laughing in pride he will laugh as you write in the margin, you worshipor julia this is magic stuff God has but one name Simon Lundin give it a rest And it's one you best not defame turkey@thanksgiving.com Do you like my vest? my virtue is so grand RMayfair surely you jest? KELLY I'll walk on up to the promised land Thelonious Sphere Monk I will not fear death nor quest, till Birnam wood come to Budapest I shake off the snake, yet do not make haste Jamie Kinchsular Life is like a chocolate marshmallow coke Albin get it off! Get it off! Dibbzers I like to sniff glue, and like to eat paste Libby 'er the moonlight grows pale Andre' A. Quillen And rummage through drawers in haste male salesman wants fall in glove Mijail to fail in love, to fall in lord And every time push comes to shove-- JeRK! to finish last willow your ugly you know it so get down and show it leeda If I were a punk rocker life would be idillyc Jill that I am, but I admit it glue It would be a whole lot of static What is, was--but I can dig it! Pat Lenz Who am I to with that upon another bub SO NOW I STRUM A STRING OR TWO CLIFFORD ST. JAMES Hark how the bells sweet silver bells all seem to say throw cares away One seems to hear words of good cheer filling the air Christmas is here bringing good cheer to young and old meek and the boldŠ Oh who am I kidding? This is such a fuckin' poem! Quote, "This has nothing to do with the poem, but I'm having sexŠ" Give me a break! Immature idiots! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh how they pound But then you say don't throw them away you may need them some day don't worry be happy Anis So I ate the piece of paper. Matt Matt is a bat Ben ben ben he is a hen Ben Oh how he squawks about voluptuousness of Sherylin Fenn! Oh, much to tell, I don't know how to begin! Someone POEM for the masses, huh. This sucks! but I am one of the asses, so I suck too! The following is my little poem: Echo Love is like a fragil flower, Echo beautiful as it may be, Echo It can fade, though not easily. Echo Love is like a rainbow, Echo bright against the sky. Echo Love is like a single star, on a summer nigh. Echo I am such a juicy pink ham!The air about you buzzing like a fly Settling on the turgid surface and tasting salty and wet. t.s.elliot I'm the coolest, most groovy person the face of this earth! Miranda Be nice to girls. Horsegirl This is the start of a new rebirth. vulgarity is just hostility subsumed my name is jim, and I give good hugs, I'm not your friend if you do drugs jim Music for the mind, Muzak for the arms Eric Umm. Some people are SICK! sick of sickos the world is dead inside no one.. Everywhere I go, my shadow laughs from me Antonio Pelaez get out , get out do not hide Andreas I have measured my life with the echoes of phantom mockery JC because, you know, the world is so wide the end ok You must lose weigth to fit inside Carolyn Yent and so I continued on my way joe SO DON'T HAVE ME BY YOUR SIDE! JULIE Or any place you may abide mindy Or anything your soul may hide Farrukh And with my horse's rear, I shall confide It's time to flee, the penguins are attacking Hue that there has never been a place so far aljoscha The cries of sickness will call wrath Bubba Manchusa Leftist Nazi maggot - die, die, die fox@wport.com A friend in need... is a bummer ola There is a thrill in hostility bill Whore's chill... a highway restaurant bill What was once me... and thee. Gogglepuemer where omellets reign like roaring flames Steve Masler Is now thee and he mike pig sara making love in the tree. leslie zak which is very fat and maybe big Phoebe Orion is my God Pyrrha I just ate an entire pig. Pamela Anderson has a silicone inflated bod Shan and he danced the whole night through ed She gave my friend a nod. Spazzy and he heard a cow say moo!! and told me not to sob. but what could I do? I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed, But laugh at you Beth all night long Danielle Veilleux all night long pig I hear your song You MONA MARZBAN outside mona like the cow that says "moo" jean dough your admission was denied dr. pepper loving The world is an oyster and I am the knife that breaks the shell away. Nocilis since January, February, June or July. Leon Redbone The mollusk's cool grey flesh lies still in its pearly bed, quivering, lemon-juiced Kitty I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I CANNOT LIE. EMILY on the moose but this is an acception you ugly guy! pain I might start to cry. to be a great missionary to china the earth is no plase for you, socity sighs, the world is askew Rick Sawyer i must be from tina on this lovely day nancy But do you care, my friend, do you care I ask you? Kathryn Draght hei Anonymus Bard of the Apocalypse Yes friend I do, why yes I do. Travis Dear, dear, dear Linda What a jealous sky Otong I fried the cat again I fear When the wind is blowing YUYUN I love my home town so much Budi MORE AND MORE...MORE...MORE...MORE...MORE.......ORE......RE.......E....MORE PEOPLE DIE FOR NOTHING JIN DAN JUN I love my toys and such GRACE MY SUPPER TABLE MAGGAT HEAD NAOMI SIMILA-DICKINSON but sometimes i have to much. when I an through the bad part is cleaning my room. Stephanie Rose People look at me and say. How ugly can one person be, but they don,t know the real me. They don't look inside to notice what I hide. They don,t notice when I cry, but hurt deep inside. No one notices that what they say can hurt, but at times I feel like dirt. Everyday when I look in the mirror I don't understand what the people see. But, then images come to me, and I can not make up my mind if what they see is UGLY ME. Stephanie Rose You are a nut only echoes of the sky, open wide glc Like A cracked Loser DoDo You all Suck Losers so go to Hell, All of You No Comment I fervishly abused her Who?? Well, look who's talking anal hole head. Angered cool kid I fervishly abused her Who?? your mouth does leak word worst than the dead Love me Love me Say that you Love me Terror comes in many forms.the terror u see inside u is one.the terror inside me is another. the reaper when all else seems pointless, love is all that makes sense... Khrystal 'tis the little things in life I love the most; Stephen just like finding your long-lost contact lens Emilio I look for a loveletter in the post alien When The life you cherish is taken away what will you do fight and die or cower like the rat you are? Nocilis I would rather die than live a lie! Nocilis For in all of your knoiwledge you posess no true understanding. diggi for understanding is just a series of cocentic circles Nancy Muller Loving Your Soulmate Cindi My daughter Didi Mom And so for a time we gathered the cheese Joshua stars in porno that is seedy popeye the sailorman toot toot Altough the smell was unbearable Help the children who are needy bubble gum is cgewy derry don't sit and watch; learn not to be greedy Angela Forbes jump in with both feet Janie Go get somethin' to eat and don't be afraid to cut your fingers Inirida I really think my Katie is neat Because I am the Queen of Plinger! Auds Guerrero I hope the poem keeps the beat I will give you a shiner because bad poems can't stand the heat ttoms nothing could be finer jonders than me and you together Lena only love can break a heart Only dreams can break a man JCL There was a boy at our school , who thought he was terribly cool. Shelly There was a boy at our school , who thought he was terribly cool. he wore fancy jeans strode around with the teens , but ended up playing the fool Shelly For she is the one but not the two that's us and I don't want to hear 3 Bubba I I have been standing on the shoulders of giants. Gregg 3 is not me or you or she, Yet I am not the third which is we Chrissy while he pours ice-cream down his pants by the pints silver Yes Jman is the king Jason As I stroke my shlong I scream out Shwing!!!!!!!! Ed On a dark and gloomy night everyone was out of sight.I woke up all sad and surrow I can't wait for tomorrow. michelle Didn't you stroke before you went and poked? Beavis tomorrow may never come, but at least I have marshmellows lumbojoy knocked over a lamp and in the dark for it I groped Me The beautiful trees will die, as their leaves turn reds and yellows Mikey Ta da, he said, winking today a new day has dawned,there will be none the same I fear Jay Pantry his left eye with an incredibly strong noise alejandra None the same, and none different. The end of it all draws near Jessica shot forth and perceived ...... A poem like a scar to the spirit funky street groove masses on the move frankie bean as a person of the night livin oh so smooth frankie bean fuckin freaks have your fun, as your shot with my gun , better run!!! frankie z bean How the fates mock me! A travesty has my life become! Fear me world, for I have arrived. Marlin D. Back The world is a sickly black puddle of slime that sticks to the bottom of my shoe, my what a world we live in. Kyrinn A self important pedant is how I could be described! Sergio I understand this night as it passes by pablito O.J., his wife he did slay Gobi A horse cannot eat or fry Voula and her friend he took for a human filet Fuhrman To hell before we die when our story to tell before we fly has been far gorier Phil Whirlington Part man, part dog, part woman, a kobolditic hermaphroditic paralytic, Phil Gurlington i want to suck the marrow out of life Scratch my back and don't miss a spot Spend your time doing, this is your life, not being rainbowbrother If you do, I'll throw you in the burning pot! Dare not, spare not, care not for you ought not get caught a lot. Hence! Spoticus Spoticus! What in God's name are you trying to say? Portemus Hey! You guys are ruinin' this wonderful poem, this work of art, with your silliness. Bob the poem cop it swept in all the world and every turning Hmmph! though it set most stomachs churning Gav friendship Ruina i was still urning annomous an everlasting trial; rogue warriors, comrades at arms, partners in philology Lt. Chevron Fullerton while the witch was churning but in this reality, how could we ever find penance? Martin while the witch was churning If we always leave our damned glasses behind I am a worm Truely I am As I like green grass And I am scared of crows I am just a worm A small little worm But I like life, my dear, I truely do THAT TRIED TO SWIRM LEFT US BEHIND A BIG OLD GERM IF NOT FOR GOD I WOULd BE JUST LIKE YOU A big old firm worm Stephanie Hebenthal ugly bloodsucking worm Stephanie Hebenthal is like an erect penis having fun Anj I slide it slowly on my lashes thick and clogy black meagan i had some footballs they were nashes madman sick and soggy, Jack Jimboloya Panasatti they gave my hands some ugly gashes jen skinny as a jew adora there once was a boy and his name was roy and he always ate beans of soy> cyber bob jewish jewish Top Secret AND HORNY AS HELL Top Secret A lady, called Astrid, was swell Astrid i stepped on a duck i am me and who are you? but oh what luck i am me and who are you? just what i needed, to fuck a duck i am me and who are you? so what? you're stuck? me too is you? let me let me, i wanna suck anyone out there? it's 7:40 eastern 2-25-97 ya shmuck! oh you are a pitiful nut ya i'm here so what? what is this a poem or a messed up mixed up flubbed up rut? THIS IS DEFINATELY NOT A POEM CRY ME A RIVER the vales, the hills, the dales, I roam Soame fry me a liver hoodoo fry me a river somea buy thee a river Frumpkin de Boulevard I have houses in my liver Chris once free and flowing Torrejon the beast is an old worn shoe cat twice green and growing Dolph Dreysworth LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE TOO! HEATHER RISTON Cyber geeks are perverts. george They coughed up their burnt lungs in clots. A Rad Rocker I love you more than anything Mazzy I love ice cream, especially sherbert Mazzy Sonny Crack Corn, and I don't care monte the person loves sherbet Catherine Lux YOU REALLY SUCKKKKKKK cATHERINE as long as someone else serves it Cheyenne alot you can wonder whether you deserve it Ike Pencilpusher alot Squelching through the ooze of chaos Bonnie potnot caleb By a big feild of cows Zach But the evening was so darned hot Gail tumbling gleefully, yet cautiously David B. Thomas And her pleated skirt was insulting Keith mumbling "hee huh lee, met Sasha's fee" Glump Mastadon Awash in thought I ran so far away Rich Sumrall to be or not to be that is the question lacey To never love tommorw or today. Amy Finocchiaro yah, but the real question is why do you wanna know I weep of the sorrow I will feel the morrow. here you come! Laurien But don't worry, i'll shoot her tomorrow Luke (thorcfd@aol.com) BE QUIET MY MINIONS, I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BEINGS YOU ARE, YOU PEONS!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i WILL GET YOU AS SOON AS I LEAVE THE INSANE ASLYM joseph zachary the XVIII Hi Fely, I love you Jerry OK YOU DO THAT BUD, AND WHEN YOU COME INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS THE WIZARD OF OZ OK? SAFIRE my gun, a seeming blaze of fire, blasted my love for the hairy banana Brian what do you mean, I don't understand,why do you have such a trembeling hand? Mall Rat my song, a beaming haze of choir, outlasted my love for, uh, Larry Tanana Stin-Ky Shi-Thead Mary was here, she gave me a blow, couldn't stop Mary, she had me on show Edds the sound grows, heightens, just as my love for Eric Joseph Wright Nikki I stood by myself, upon the fourth shelf. I was all alone, without even a pone. MAYA the sneaky low smuck anthony My saddness, unjust. My spirit bit the dust. Autumn K the leaky cow-duck Boston Brand As I must have lust before I rust Jack Hebenstreit so forgive me Love if I cry in your shower, so forgive me Love for the salt in your bed, so forgive me Love, if I cry all afternoon.......Alanis Morrisette Uncle Joe rolled the red bicycle to the cliff's edge, and wheeled it over the edge, Simpson Lee Nott I ate the last of the cake sHANNON Joe fell down and broke his crown and along with him, the ledge Jessica Edwards And as I tasted each crumb, I cried for it's sake Julia Joe sells hounds and smokes his rounds and a long stiff whim, cabbage Croiky Svekchar And said oh how I would love a milkshake He said ,did he ,said him KV Well, then go to the doctor! Peace Ed, hid thee, Red Shem Clanton Crockett The day the Mighty Platypus thought he could save the world Mar He danced around this amazing feat Mar Oh how it spun and how it whirled Mar Right beneath his very feet Mar the child's top spun around in circles, faster and faster, and... question sat tiny tim under a sheet, He knew that without the flobie his life would not be complete The 2 Heathers spinning round and spinning,it is sublime Roma,ilcentro,la via,la folla,la gente......Una donna,uno sguardo,un momento,tutto......più niente. Enzodaniele i find myself wondering how this time. Sheisen. Ya mum scarpetcta juls I came upon a maiden so fine Kelly Here, in the dark night, weep, remembering another song Ranney She was as thin as twine Robin Hood People started to pong Stinky And a friend a mine Robert And a friend a mine Robert my friend is nice and sometimes she's mean sometimes you gotta be seen catucker I SAY DUMP THE BITCH AND GET WITH A QUEEN *** wouldn't you like to know.... a pussy so neat, such a pleasure to eat James W. Firt so little respect, I am willing to bet James W. Firt if I finish by ten, I will eat it again!!!!!!! J.W.C.Firt will ever result from the INTERNET tfs Exclamation points!!!!! gw I think I shall never see, a poem as lovely as digital circuitry! JSittinger but after all, i never sang out loud Vampyre Me, I'm a proponent of surface components! Steve Smith To kiss this tin salt institution Mike Technology has lost its virgin innocence. Arjun Rau You piss in halting revolutions Stammerin' Jake Henslow And so have I Nublu Spilling seed while feeling repulsions Nathan Huff Bandit owls, slaves sized too small to worship, rugged to the last drop Newt Gingrich Shelley michael Find themselves unable to restrain or stop Cylik (Erik) And then she sold me a contract to deliver on my promise, oh yeah, Vague Son when donuts are near cops Brent Baldwin slapped stacia in the head sabrina old flank steak makes a rank shake Jimmy Hoffa stupid little bitch, wouldn't make no bread Cristine Why am I such a fake? Country Apple Body Cream Someone should cut off Natalie Morgan's head shan Painted mirrors of blue and green. brett klukan Off her head! Bjorno Oberzinski Nothing is what it may seem Jessica Nash And next, she's dead! Everything has a little bit of something and nothing combined Jode I just point my gun point it to her head and what do you know poeticguy big little you name how I eat lots of turkey cola git up hog lift yourself poeticguy nipples lifti Calumpschious bumbledings forry orry del a shayorkusay Bow LeMoovmont perchance, a nipple; a nipple to lick, a nipple to kiss, a nipple to cuddle, a nipple to . . . Bingo Mapes grawky liskerivious rumbersnartles raghellindti lotundra Kelly Mrs.Barnea Lyuba Lacivious wretchings upon vinyl, frothing acetate climbing, crawling, needing. way-man has dihareea anon PAIN SLIPS IN MY MIND AS YOU SLIP OUT OF THE DOOR LILY what? ruby even the clever does foul deeds whenever